Whoot!

My piece of paper came in the mail today.

Like, whoa

I've always seen whipped cream -- the real stuff, not the stuff that comes in the aerosol can -- as being horribly difficult and time consumimg.

So tonight, to go with my stawberry shortcake, I decided I'd just sit down and whip it while watching the Next Food Network Star. I thought it would take a while.

Imagine my surprise when I suddenly had whipped cream.

Dear Furball:

I know that as the house cat, you consider it your duty to help while I am cooking. Let's go over, again, what helping isn't. Helping is not swarming in the Human's legs as she is ladleing boiling hot jam, thus causing her to spill boiling hot jam all over her left thumb. This will result in the Human swearing both at the jam and you. It will not get you dinner any sooner.

No love,
The Human

58 is much too early.

Who's going to do the whiteboard electoral count this year?